Fails FC FB Halloween Hooters! Do It Yourself! or Please Don't

October 25th, 2012

FAILS

REALLY?
Um No I'm Not upset or Jealous that I did not think of this first
Okay so you had someone paint your butt
WHY?
Are you going to go naked on Halloween?
I don't even want to know how far in the spackle had to be be applied
WTH?
Please Just do not turn around
I'm afraid of WHAT might be painted on the front side!

Okay, I had to giggle at this one.
In fact the longer I look at the picture and realize,
That Is their real hair
The eyes start to Look Funnier
I can imagine Myself in the room w/ them
Having to change my depends a few times

Um,
Not for Anyone who cares about their bloodsugar balance
Do you want a cookie with your icing?
But Hey You tried
Maybe next time instead of Bulging Eye Sugar overloads
You should give it a go w/a healthier topping
Raisins for bugs
Prunes for bigger bugs
You get the idea

Okay SORRY!
BUT I HAVE To BUY One of these for Kelley!
She Would Oh Yes, She Would wear this
With no shame either
She'd call it Her big cleff chin shirt

~Dawn

Toilet Paper Rolls + Halloween = No Drive by Eggings

I make these and put in my bushes for Halloween

Finally someone Made it look interesting!

Kids see them way before the adults do
Now, Instead of using glow sticks
We can actually buy glow paint!
I think the sticks work better mainly because
When you run out of candy
And those Little Monsters Pull out their Eggs aiming at your house

A simple shoelace tied through the holes & Around the Glow stick
Make Wonderful Necklaces for the evenings Fun

~~No MERE Eggs On MY HAUS!~~~

~Dawn



Score On the Dehydrator! Bananas & Everything I can find!

Well, 

Not everything turns out to be Fabulously Clever! 

 The new to me dehydrator ($1 Score, So I thought)
Sounds like a huge fan blowing for hours which is testing my sanity!!!

Hence TA DA!
After hours and hours of A High vibrating Hum
I got my BANANA CHIPS!

I'm so proud of my little conconction I've even gave them an OFFICIAL NAME!
***Drum Roll Please***
~ Sanity Breaking Dehydrated Banana Chips~
Yes, Yes, But the hum kind of worked like White Noise as

The Roofers banged away doing their job after that last hail producing storm!

 Let's hope the beef jerky goes a little easier.

 I've got to say,
the Menu sign I crafted sure is earning it's Keep around here!
Not to mention This little Lady and her Mad Display dish Upcycles!
You like?
SUPA EASY!

As we are getting closer to Moving day,

I am Pulling out the frozens from the freezer and Dehydrating Everything!
The event should be rather productive & save us money on snacks as we Travel to Texas!

Now where'd I store those Baggies!

~Dawn

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